Earthquake in Indonesia: thousands die, no Britons involved
This kind of laconic if self-centered headline has always amused me. We tend to think things are important if they affect us and less so if they do not. On that basis I wonder if we should have been concerned about the recent report from NASA that preceded one of its satellites falling to earth. The agency did not know when or where the satellite would drop but in order to assuage the fears of the populace at large said that it will be somewhere between Alaska and the tip of Southern America, it would be in late September but could be in October and, doubtless, we were all pleased to learn that there was only a one in 3,200 chance of satellite parts hitting anyone.
If ever there was a piece of more useless headline information, I have yet to see it. Presumably, the inhabitants of the whole continent of America would have been taking precautions for an event that had a real chance of catastrophe. After all, a one in 3,200 chance spread amongst about 500 million people is still a 0.000006 chance that someone might suffer from a severe headache when hit by part of the stray satellite falling out of the night sky, clobbering them on their way to work.



