The old order changeth

Of all the poems I was made to learn at school, few have remained with me as much as Tennyson’s Morte d’Arthur. I cannot help but be moved by the opening lines: “So all day long the noise of battle rolled, among the mountains by the winter sea”.

Lovers of legend will remember how the fatally wounded Arthur instructed his knight Sir Bedivere to take the famous sword Excalibur, throw it into the lake and come back and tell Arthur what he saw. The knight was bedazzled by the beauty of the sword and could not bring himself to do as instructed but pretended to the dying king that he had done so and had seen the waters ripple on the lake. The king knew he was lying and ordered him to go again. For a second time the knight could not do as instructed and again told the king that when he had thrown the sword into the water he had heard “the water lapping on the crag and the long ripple washing in the reeds.”

The king was furious and threatened to kill his knight unless he did as he was told and on the third occasion Sir Bedivere flung the sword with all his might out over the waters of the mere. As Excalibur fell towards the water, there “rose an arm, clothed in white samite, mystic, wonderful, that caught him by the hilt and brandished him three times, and drew him under in the mere.”

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Minority report

I am now in a minority in my own country! Some people would say I have been heading that way for some time! However, it is now official.

If you are a fan of Tom Cruise, or possibly Samantha Morton, you will remember the 2002 film, Minority Report, where, in the future, criminals are caught before they can commit their crimes. One of the officers in the special crime unit is accused of a crime and sets out to prove his innocence.

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The hokey cokey

You put your left leg in
You put your left leg out
In, out, in, out
Shake it all about
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That’s what it’s all about.

First there was outsourcing. You know what I mean. Legal Process Outsourcing (LPO) in exotic places like the Philippines, South Africa, Sri Lanka and India.

Then there was insourcing. Something of a Millnet idea but more of the Smart Insourcing team in a moment.

Now there is Near Shoring.

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Out of kilter

Have you noticed how Network Rail persists in the use of the unfashionable word “alight” when talking to its “customers” ( I always think of myself as a passenger) about getting off a train? Have they got a secret supply of 1920s signs or tapes recorded in a different era which they continue to use despite the fact that no one I know has ever used the word “alight” in common parlance?

Strange isn’t it? It must be something to do with the railways because another instance of what you might call inappropriate use of the English language also occurs on the railways, specifically at King’s Cross Station and for all I know at other stations around the network. You have only got to have a hint of mist or rain or faintly damp conditions resulting in platforms and concourses being ever so slightly less dry than normal ( I cannot understand why they don’t just mend the roof) and the ‘Elf and Safety Brigade are talking about “today’s inclement weather.”

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A dance to the music of time

Visiting museums and art galleries is an essential part of the experience of visiting new places. That is not to say that I do not from time to time visit museums in this country with which I am already familiar but the collections which tend to stand out in my mind are those which are housed in a building either especially made for the purpose of displaying the paintings, furniture and sculpture or are even in the artist’s own house or the house of a major collector. I visit these more often in a town or city in a foreign country because while visiting foreign parts it is likely that there is more time available “to stand and stare”.

The Sorolla Museum in Madrid and the Jacquemart-Andre Museum in Paris, “the passion of Edouard Andre and Nelie Jacquemart,”  are collections housed in the artist’s and the collectors’ houses respectively, whereas the magnificent Thyssen-Bornemisza Museum in Madrid is in a refurbished palace designed to show off the fabulous collection of pictures collected by the late Baron Thyssen which he gave to the Spanish nation in honour of his Spanish wife Carmen.

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Tips and tweets and wikileaks

In two recent blog posts at the tail end of last year Vox Stellarum and Waking the Dead and in case notes in our resources section I highlighted the US case of McMillen v Hummingbird Speedway Inc.

To refresh your memory the case decided that log ins and passwords to social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace were discoverable in appropriate circumstances and the claimant in that case was ordered to disclose the information to the defendants within 14 days and had to undertake not to alter or delete material on the site(s) for a defined period.

The world of litigation and e-disclosure has not taken long to follow this up at least in the United States. I see from recent press reports that the US Government is suing the Wikileaks founder Julian Assange and as part of its case has applied for an order that he and others disclose their Twitter passwords and log ins. I do not know the result of the application but I suspect it may well be successful.

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Should auld aquaintance..

Writing this with the warm glow of the safely retained Ashes firmly in mind, my thoughts turn to the King James Bible whose 400th anniversary falls in 2011.

Sometimes known as the Authorised Version, the King James Bible is an English translation of the Bible started at the instigation of King James VI of Scotland and 1st of England in 1604 and completed in 1611. It was not the first translation from the Latin (Wycliffe and Tyndale preceded this version) but it is the version which has come down to us today and which provides many of the great verses and phrases which are familiar to all whether religious or not.

In other words it has survived the test of time. I suspect that this is largely because James wanted the text to resemble language which was in common use and which was familiar to the population at large. IP lawyers will be interested to know that unlike most other works which have long since passed from copyright into the public domain, copyright in the Authorised Version remains vested in the Crown in perpetuity and the right to production of the text has to be granted under letters patent to this day.

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Hope springs internal

Millnet’s recent launch of its Smart Insourcing project comes as a morsel of good news amidst the general doom and gloom concerning employment prospects for new law graduates. We asked interns Carolyn Morgan, Chelsea Parkin and Natalia van der Velde for their first hand assessment.

We have heard it said that Legal Practice Course (LPC) students and graduates who have not yet managed to secure a training contract have only themselves to blame; they have been lazy and quite simply not made the effort to find one! We have also heard of individuals making 200 plus applications before successfully finding that elusive training contract. Is it the quality of the individual, lack of training contracts available, or fiercer competition faced by this year’s graduates that has made the process of finding a training contract that much harder in 2010?

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Snowman theft armless say police

One of the best loved stories of recent years is Raymond Briggs’ The Snowman with its music by Howard Blake. In case you are not familiar with the story (and surely everyone has heard the main theme tune Walking in the Air) it concerns a little boy who makes a snowman one day. Unable to sleep he decides to check on the snowman in the night and finds it has come to life. They have a number of adventures together before returning to the garden of the house where the boy lives.

We have all had to get used to a snowy theme in the past week or so. Tales abound of difficulties encountered by this person and that but I wonder if you heard the story of the woman who dialled 999 and explained to the switchboard operator that her snowman had gone missing?

“I went out to have a fag,” she said, “and he’s gone.”

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Is there life after outsourcing?

We’ve heard it said (and we’ve said it ourselves often enough) that the next big thing after outsourcing is going to be… insourcing. It will probably also come as no surprise that our version of it is called smart insourcing.

What is smart insourcing? Simply put, smart insourcing allows law firms to draw upon a pool of local paralegal talent as if it were an extension of their own in-house paralegal team.

Document review, in particular, is one of those requirements that tends to come up at short notice and with a degree of urgency that can place a serious strain on a law firm’s own resources. Millnet Smart Insourcing allows law firms to augment their in-house capability, using local resources, at times of the greatest need.

Why have we done it?

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